[Scene opens: Luna the black panther rolling dramatically in a patch of herbs and leaves.]
SUB: Introducing… Luna’s new signature scent. 😁
SUB: “Eau de Jungle: Crushed Leaves & Mystery.”
[Scene: She rubs her cheeks against a pile of fresh plants and twigs.]
SUB: Application technique: full-body roll.
SUB: Long-lasting. All-natural. Slightly muddy. 💅🐆
[Cut to staff member laughing while watching Luna.]
SUB: Staff review: “10/10. Smells like forest and attitude.”
[Switch to: Leopard in another enclosure digging into the soil with focused energy.]
SUB: Meanwhile… across the sanctuary…
SUB: The leopard has entered her gardening era. 🪴🐆
[Scene: Leopard dragging a plant from one corner to another, then digging again.]
SUB: “This tree clearly belongs over there.” — her, probably.
SUB: Landscaping instincts: ✔️
Interior design: questionable.
[Cut to the leopard carefully pawing soil around a replanted shrub.]
SUB: She plants it… sniffs it… then sits on it.
SUB: Gardener of the Year.
[Scene: Split screen — Luna rolling in leaves, leopard rearranging plants.]
SUB: Perfumer. Gardener. Icons of the sanctuary.
SUB: Who did it better? 🐾👇
#TeamLuna or #TeamGreenPaw
[Final scene: Text on screen with upbeat music]
SUB: Coming next week: Venza the Rottweiler tries yoga 🐕🧘♂️