[Scene opens: Early morning at the sanctuary. Birds chirping, peaceful atmosphere.]
SUB: Everything was calm… until someone decided to take the high road.
[Cut to: Luna the black panther casually walking across the roof of a small building.]
SUB: Yes. That is Luna.
SUB: Yes. That is the roof. 😆🏠
[Zoom in: Her tail swaying like she owns the place.]
SUB: She climbed up like a ninja.
No one saw. No one stopped her.
SUB: Panther privilege. 🐆👑
[Scene: Staff member looks up, confused but not surprised.]
SUB: Staff: “Luna, how… why… what are you doing?”
SUB: Luna: “I live here now.”
[Cut to: She sits majestically on the edge, looking over the yard like Batman.]
SUB: “Gotham is safe tonight.”
SUB: …or she just wanted a better view.
[Scene: Attempting to coax her down with treats.]
SUB: Staff: “Come down, Luna.”
SUB: Luna: “You come up.” 😼
[Final scene: Luna slowly, gracefully hops down and strolls off like nothing happened.]
SUB: No damage. No fear. No regrets.
SUB: Just Luna being Luna. 🐆🏠💅
[Closing screen: Text overlay]
SUB: Coming soon — “Venza Tries to Follow Luna (Fails Instantly)” 🐕❌
I love you Luna